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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…



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tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit




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tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit




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shitnami:

betterbemeta:

suzykabloozy:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

goats are very important

what even are goats


goats are people too yknow



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d0nn0:

i love Ellen Degeneres



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caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer




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